Weeks ago I got mugged into going to an awards ceremony in Liverpool tonight. I dutifully caught the 12:00 train from Temple Meads to travel up North. Over 2.5 hours later I’m sat in a flooded field just outside of Malvern! We’re waiting for a Network Rail van to tell us if the track is flooded (looking out the window tells me it is). Doubt I’ll get there in time now anyway so I’ve booked a hotel, paid for a train and hired a suit all so I can just turn around and go home again. Living the dream!