Write something silly - anything you want to

I should have bought a bedford rascal camper

 

Now that's just too silly )

 

BOGIES

 

I think England will win the Euro Championship next year

 

.... and Scotland will qualify for the World Cup

 

Nature provides
She may not provide what you want but she still provides

 

Yay Olympics

 

Sheep are evil

 

Notlob is not a palyndrome but twice simmered it sounds a funny colour.

 

but it smells sky blue pink

Adding a wonka knob cleans your carpet with fluffavision

 

'In my own words' I shall now describe what i can see out of the window

dytu ertch pruhb windicatpor!

 

England's rugby team.....

 

Teves is actually going to sign for Donny Rovers

 

when my van is finished it wont have wobbly panels and the colour iv chosen wont look like primer hummm

 

the blue giraffes that live in the field behind us have had babies, but they green, bizarre!

 

Chips and Egg, or Egg and chips?