Woo hoo tier 3 here we come

Easily sorted. I'll simply trick the virus into thinking I'm from Cornwall (Tier 1) by addressing everyone as "Moi luvver".

 

I actually think if you aren’t in tier 4 yet. You need to act like you are. The graph they showed for the increase in the last week of the new variant was staggering, and they were still being very cagey about this new South African version. Makes you wonder if they suspect it’s worse than covid 1.0 and the new covid 1.2.

the vaccine is so close now. Just a few more weeks of this. Stay safe my virtual chums.

 

Think just about everyone has moved up at tier....so Cornwall tier 2 ?

 

OMG - hope you are OK. Fingers crossed it will only be a mild one.

 

West of St Austell, it depends on the number of fingers you have, I believe.

 

What was the conclusion of the study into covid and webbed toes.? Asking for a mate from Norfolk.

 

No firm conclusions, but it seems marrying your sister does reduce the spread somewhat.

 

You two take care

 

Take care Alex xx

 

Bummox

 

What course of action do you recommend if you don't have a sister

 

Marrying your brother Jethro is also quite common in East Anglia. Jethro with the suspiciously large ears.

 

A dab of "Turnip Juice" behind each ear is also believed to help!

 

I thought Jethro was a Cornish or Devonian name.
I certainly haven't come across any in Norfolk nor webbed digits etc. although maybe I don't frequent the strange areas that Snotty does. It explains the sightings of a green camper with an occupant acting suspiciously though.

 

Take it easy Alex just heard we are to go into tier 4 (oxfordshire) so the same as total lockdown.

 

You’d think it was a total lockdown, but it doesn’t seem like that where I am.

 

Hope you both get mild symptoms if any at all

 

Hope all those who have it don’t suffer badly.

Tier 2 here in Sussex today, tier 4 from Saturday.