Wish me luck ,

I am off to that there Barnsley now for a social evening. Wish me luck .

 

Don’t forget plenty of sunscreen

 

You know Barnsley shuts at 5pm on a Saturday?

 

We must have a lock in then, they just served me , £7.50 two pints , not a complete rip off i suppose

 

What time's the bingo start?

 

Did you get raffle ticket lad..?

 

Heard they are quite good, enjoy

 

Started and finished, i won a skirt length of material ????

 

Not the the lava lamp that plays "On Ilkley Moor"?

 

Got one ticket, i was hoping to win the star prize , a vhs copy of the good life with comical out takes extras, i was four numbers out

 

Are you always that lucky?

 

I went t, chippy instead o putin bet on t horses for our Jud , lousy get just shoved mi mates head down bog, gi mi a right kickin, n killed my bird.

 

Don’t forget to pack accordingly…