Will lusty buyers poach my Knickers?

Just thought I'd ask.

 

Can I have some of what your on?

 

Me too. I need something to wake me up lol

 

id fry them its not so healthy but they will stay crusty that way

 

Poached knickers on toast did you say?

 

One presumes it's a reference to an obscure brand of cider produced in Hampshire.... Metheelene Gleecol perhaps

 

I must lay off the Jack Daniels when I can't sleep...

 

id stop wearing poached knickers too

 

Most of us go to clothing shops...never imagined poaching them, especialy in woods.