Why is it...

When you drop your toast, it always lands caviar side down?

 

Just need a more nimble butler.


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Granted.
She is getting on a bit...

 

Ancient Chinese proverb:

No point having a 5 second rule if you have a 3 second dog.

Also:

Man that goes to bed with an itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger.

 

Thanks I was just about to have my breakfast

 

Did you wash your hands?

 

Indeed.

 

I had a post removed about cats in space for less than this

 

I'm sure if you ask the mods nicely they will remove my post

 

Removed

 

Not complaining or having a go baz, I just felt the one I had removed which "had a mention of violence"? Was placed in a jocular manner.
I wouldn't harm an animal, how many times on here have methods to remove pests eg squirrels, have been placed with some methods suggested that would actually be illegal.
No mate post away I enjoy your posts and banter

 

I think the mods remove posts if someone complains I wouldn't worry I've had posts removed it's nothing personal just move on, I do

 

yep life's too short