Who's gonna light the olympic flame

Maybe its a hologram of Princess Diana ?

 

you're all missing a trick, to tie in the theme of british culture discraced drug cheat dwane chambers will light it with a petrol bomb while the reinactment of last years london riots is happening, he will then slump in front of the queen do a loud fart and ask her for the price of a cup of tea.

 

I hope bradley wiggins, or Andy Murray both have pushed past most others this year in goals achieved.

 

Or too add some excitement at one end of the stadium a person who does Archery burning arrows till they hit the colderun.

I can just see it now people running around with burning arrows stuck in them. Beats the fireworks.

 

Not taking anything away from Seb Coe's sporting achievements, he WAS one of our greatest ever athletes, it's just that now he IS one of our oily politicians ???

 

i never said the p word, zed got me good the last time. i'm feeling victimised, it's ok for a hologram of lady di? i'm guessing pre tunnel? but ali jokes are off? terrible! i say let shakin stevens do it or possibly goldie lookin chain.

 

how dare you! british! i'm bleedin english mate ignore the welsh flag on my van thats only there to stop them setting fire to it if they think im english

 

Some one who sums up British grit and the spirit of the Olympics..........

Eddie 'The Eagle' Edwards will ski down a jump ramp from the stadium roof with the torch and zoom through the air above the cauldron, igniting the flame as he goes!

(Yes I know he was in the winter Olympics but at least he was there as opposed to Beckham or Lady Di).