Who are the mystical 'purists'?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Poptop2, Apr 25, 2014.

  1. Paranoia? as in "who you lookin at mate ",Paranoia?(whilst shaving)
     
  2. pure rist jobs are getting hard to find , the wages are minimum and ale is becoming very expensive .:eek:
     
  3. Better ask Sheldon o_O
     
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  4. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

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    If you’re reading this, chances are you’ve been accused of liking cars a bit too much. Here’s ten signs we reckon show you’re a true car geek.


    1. You know the paint names of cars you don’t own

    2. After coming back from holiday you realise you took more photos of cars you saw than of the people you went with

    3. At night you can tell what the vw 50 metres ahead of you is, just from the brake lights

    4. You remember certain roads and places by the awesome vw you once saw there

    5. You chuckle/tut when you see a car with a numberplate that refers to a different car. Such as ‘typ 1’ on an beetle

    6. The password you use is related to cars

    7. You like it when two of the same cars from different years are next to each other, so you can spot the subtle differences.

    8. You feel annoyed when see cars with AMG, Brabus or M badges that shouldn’t have them on

    9. When sitting outside at a restaurant or pub you make sure you’re facing the road, so you can keep an eye on what cars are going past

    10. You know what ‘911 HUL’ refers to

    How many of these refer to you, what did you get out of 10?!
     
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  5. 6
     
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  6. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Saddo.
     
  7. 0
     
  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    Seriously though. Who are these so called purists. Who put themselves up as above others and decree they have the right to judge other people's pride n joy's. would it be concours judges, other knowledgeable's of note or is it a complete falsehood and we have picked up on an urban myth that we use to suit our own obsesion with things being right?
     
  9. kev

    kev

    Youve seen pics of my van im a.purrist :)
     
  10. Well the boss of Glasgow"s GSF told me mine was a 68"(yeah right!) due to various parts fitted, like it"s a bus ,I couldn"t give a toss what it may be ,if it starts i feel good, if it does not start it"s still a bus that needs some TLC, for me ,all campers are fab.(i know i need help ,particularly electrical.engineering)
     
  11. Faust

    Faust Supporter

    I need therapy as quick as a late bay with a subaru carbed to the nines, strawberry metallic lower pearlescent upper, eye watering alloys, mad grin exhaust ....jesus christ i need help ......i think i will turn into a puritan and live a jolly jolly boring but Hey ! sensible life .
     
  12. somebody mentioned real ale..... I love real ale, :thumbsup:
     
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  13. Kruger

    Kruger Sponsor

    Is it that bad that I quite easily scored 10 on the geek test above, thought the questions couldve been tougher :cool:
     
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  14. If a man was to tut alone in the forest, would there be any sound?
    Probably of a bloke going "Tut", come to think of it.:confused:
     
  15. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    I fitted an EMPI inlet manifold once, does that count?
     
  16. That's just a sign of mental derangement ;)...
     
  17. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    Now that makes sense :eek:
     
  18. Mystical purists? great band:D
     
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  19. They are not too happy about Cornish independence either :p
     
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