Perhaps that is why the sign is there ? WATCHED ! They could replace it with the one foot in the grave theme tune Might as well face the truth you're just too long in the tooth ----
"Bereft of love, I was left to stand and die, a seventies child not born to sigh. Built to inspire, my frame was new and made for fun, tin-top, Westfalia, pickup and Devon. Forever it seemed I waited in vein till I was saved from acid rain. Loved! nay-cherished,reborn and more new heart, new soul, new name, new door! For me there is no "mortal coil" just ethanol fuel and 20-50 oil So I shall go on, passed from you to another age will will only make me stronger. old parts , new parts will come and go but I'll survive for the next dub show and as time goes by you will often say I cost a fortune, BUT I love my Bay! Thought all this talk of death deserved a little poetic licence
I've left my body to science & my solicitor has the my log in codes for all accounts. I'm not trusting them to Ms.T as heaven only knows what she might get up to with them.