what's in a name?

meanwhile Colin lies dejected and unloved in a rusty pile under a tarpaulin on a mans drive (who smells of wee) wondering what he did to deserve the abandonment you showed him, if only he had been a westy he cried......IF ONLY........ he is an emo bus, now slitting his brake lines and hating the world and it's ALL YOUR FAULT.

 

Colin is now red and is called Jasper!!!! I'm not a fan myself as he doesn't look like Colin anymore but I suppose that's the point

They adore him and even had Welcome Colin banners when we dropped him off so rather than slitting his brake lines I imagine he'll be over indulging in polishing and posh oil