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I normally grow my own onions organically and they make your eyes leak a hell of a lot more than commercially bought onions

I chop mine below the cooker hood extractor whilst its on full blast

 

holding a piece of bread in your mouth works really well.

 

I just use a really sharp knife, really sharp,, knives,,,lovely knives >

 

Yeah ditto. maintain your knife to a good honed edge or you could just man up and take the pain.

Sometimes if my eyes hurt and i dont want to give it away i casually go to the fridge and squees the carton of milk with the lid off, you know the big 6 pinter, and let the cool milky air soothy my eyeballs. Then i walk back to the board muttering how i already got the butter out so nobody realises i was booing in the fridge.

 

You're turning out to be a proper nutter Phil.

 

Phil that's full on with the milk thing man ;D

I brought these home they are self rescuer goggle used for emergency gas leaks, fumes and dust in underground mines Bon will kill me for this but here's a pic of them in use

 

Chop them this your tongue poking out, it has to wet not dry and most of the spores from the onions stick to the wet on your tongue before they stick to the wet in you eyes

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