What oil would the Duchess of Sussex use?

She's never really been very clear on the subject.

 

Roil

 

Snake?

 

She does use that, although Haynes says 15W40. But it's her truth. Her truth.

 

She tried that, but it's a bit too thick.

 

I did not say that

 

Tell us your truth then Bazza.

 

Boiling Oil - any spec will do

 

Was looking at the updated line of succession for the throne. Number 5 is now "Sir Barrington Haynes of Grinstead" Where did that come from ?

 

I didn't realise that we had a 'Sir' on here.....proper aristocracy then eh!

 

"Services to Public Transport", I heard.

It's rumoured that he's taken Meghan the long way round several times, but I try not to listen to gossip .

 

3 in 1, what else?

 

Duckhams….

 

There is a ginger oil that seems to work.

 

Surely the oil is PB Blaster for undoing rusty nuts.

 

Got to be big baby oil

 

Ginger beer

 

im.on the phone to her now ,just waiting for an answer