What is it, do I need it?

I had eyes peering out of windows on the side

 

i want to be disposed of the cheapest, quickest easiest way possible. no point in a party when i'm gone would rather have one when i'm alive to enjoy it. i like the idea of being compost for a tree.... maybe something annoying like leylandii

 

Old or not so old work mate died and had left instructions to be put in his compost heap ,they did but it upset his wife so much she moved n left him their ,poor old mike

 

but he wasn't really there, just the shell of him. i'm assuming it was his ashes and not a rotting corpse scrumpled up in the compost bin... that'd be a little more distressing

 

Mike used to use the same piece of grease proof paper to wrap his sarnies every day for weeks on end and would hold the door open at the pub to make sure he never got to the bar first and believe it or not he dropped down dead on his only holiday abroad his wife forced him to go on so I’m not sure really , but I went to see her she didn’t take me for a viewing of the said compost heap . I used to pick him up and drop him off Everyday from work before he died . His brother was clay isles England tennis coach and mike was super good squash player . We always said he must have had to buy a San Miguel or something

 

I thought you'd want to be processed into cat food for your "only one" beloved moggy!

 

I don’t think you are any wiser about which parts to keep! , though it’s been good fun reading this post


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They’ll be more shenanigans when I’m back on my feet. Two crates full of parts to go through yet!


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How is the ankle today?