what is a five day hair calming cycle?

... what is it? what is a five day hair calming cycle?

@Terrordales and I are very mystified

 

Are you sure that's not a hair combing cycle - it's like a bike but you steer with your head.

 

i 'd at you and dorey this morning..........

 

I might see if we can get hashtag #manupdorey trending?

However.. i still don't know what one is, I did ask several times!

 

My hair needs calming this morning, I look like an explosion in a mattress factory
Still none the wiser

 

I have no interest in this thread .....

 

I have no hair for this thread

 

The hirsute members have an intense interest in this thread. @bernjb56 & @jivedubbin you pair are just jealous of our long flowing locks & manly demeanour

 

I think it's a calming cycle for your hair, that lasts approximately five days.

 

Thank you, will you explain why Martin Dorey has been doing it?

 

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Possibly what was neede here