Aside from the usual perving I think I would attend some meetings in secret at work just to reaffirm my beliefs that we are mis managed by complete idiots. I would also join in major sporting events and trip people up.
If I was invisible I'd sneak down to Hailfranks & switch his tv on in the wee hours of the morning - make him jump!
I'd be a very well paid spy, hang around women's changing rooms or stay indoors and pretend I'm out...adding to the mystery
Just to clarify , in order to be invisible , you would have to be naked, so the chewing gum on the sole of your foot or the dog Marmite between your toes would give the game away. But i would still risk a sneaky peak in the ladies changing room.
I would have a good wander, to be able to walk in the places I dare not in darkest night ( oopps nearly slipped in a green lantern mantra then) , I would observe, and if I was knife and bullett proof too I would be a Superhero ( would just have to borrow @poptop2's talking pants) . Don't think I could rock a catsuit like catwomen or Wonder womens sexy number but if I was invisable who would blooming care anyway.........
No perving then? Try this in the pub chaps - never fails. Say" (mumble the name) is a right pervert". All the women will say "who? who? who? who?"
