what did you do when you woke this am??

I jumped out of bed convinced I had missed my train to London, only to then realise that i was about two hours too early to warrant a panic.....

I'll never forget watching a hypnotist get a load of blokes on stage and when asked the same question - one lucky punter started to make an unmistakable hand gesture......

ignoring that, how did your day start?

 

I woke up with bullfrogs on my mind...

 

i woke from a dream...
where i was louis and had walked into a hairdressers.
holding a melting choc ice,
i was there for a job,
and the shop had 3 big screens showing ...last of the summer wine ...


@*&K .....help me ...

 

Got up, let the dogs out, made morning cuppa, went back to bed armed with morning cuppa & laptop.

 

So it was you who let the dogs out?

 

Yep.

 

I removed the dog paw from my shoulder where it was streeeeetching slowly towards my face, then turned the alarm off and gave the dog a quick hug before getting up and making a beeline for caffeine.

 

Let the dog into bed.
Tony

 

Rolled over, cuddled up to the wife, jabbed her in the back,the usual really

 

Drove the M5 to work, because the Bus doesn't come out of the garage in inclement weather!

 

I fought off my man servant Kato as he launched yet another ambush as soon as I stirred from my slumber.

I then went for a 15 mile jog, lifted the weights of Charles Atlas, stretches from ancient Japanese scrolls and ate the breakfast of champions before yet another day filled with winning every encounter I encountered.



In reality, got up after 3 slumber delays, took a minute to fart, scratch ones privates and work out what joints would be hurting me this morning before shuffling to the kettle.

 

this >>>>^^^^ .

 

Tripple expresso.

 

actually im so pleased you didnt ask me this yesterday morning

 

Up at five and walked dogs about two miles, fed dogs then let them on bed with missus, had coffee and went work same as nearly every day

 

Chastised myself for agreeing to go into work 2 hours early. What a knb

 

Watched kiddy programs while eating marmite on toast.

 

Coffee n smokes

 

Woke up. Watched some porn. Had breakfast. Went to work.

 

Exeter to Birmingham, that's a long commute.
(Especially from the States)

 

you mean trippple!