On the up side, there was a boozer on the far side of the island that sold illicit beer for ten pence a pint.Mind you that was forty years ago
Sounds like a weapons grade bell end, leave him to it. Your friend met you, he was probably meeting all his friends in the phone box at the end of the jetty.
Now we really know what’s brown and steaming and comes out of cow(e)s. What everyone else said - and I love your crazy hair.
That side of Cowes is a bit 'ahem 'bohemian'. He was just speaking his mind clearly to make sure the little part of it that still works gets excercise. Just remember about 25% of the inhabitants of the I luv Fight (what our kids used to call it) are on benefits and not all of them are there because they are retired or just unemployed and soaking up the cheap sunshine. Some of them are true descendants of the Caulkheads.
Horrible person. He was lucky it wasn't my girls he said that sort of thing to as either of them would have sent him to the nearest hospital quick smart.
He sounds like a complete knob . He has little if nothing in his life so being a bully makes him feel Billy big *****. I bet you fifty quid if you had turned round and chinned him he would have curled up on the floor and Marmite him self. Carry on with your life @Merlin Cat as he certainly doesn't have one (Mr low life piece of Marmite)
Don’t worry. What goes around comes around. Khama-geddon. So annoying though. Don’t waste any time thinking about it.