Well!

No but we can get marathons

 

Will we be aloud in the Eurovision Song Contest?

 

Nil point

 

what as in 26 miles

 

If we leave will French and British Farmers actually have to do some type work like Farming maybe?

 

@Barneyrubble Dam i wrote a sound i was gonna enter

 

Ish

 

What sound ?

 

Can we bring back Hedgehog flavoured crisps?

 

The sound of a Song

 

Uncle barni. Er says no

 

If we do leave in April, will I be able to buy a decent Henry Hoover again?

 

I just bought a new Henry, its fine, sucks like, well, a sucky thing....

 

The ERG will seize power after Brexit - Lord Mogg will have us all wearing Bowler hats and pinstripe suits - even bin men........

Lady women will be forced to give up work and stay at home making cakes and babies.
Johnny Foreigners will be regarded as infidels.

It'll be a British version of Sharia law, but without the beheadings......

 

But I quite like bowler hats and pin stripe suits

 

Hang on a mo. Are you taking about the chap who look like Walter the Softy from the Beano?

 

Yes, him.

Lah-dee-dah Gunner Graham.

 

Luton will reclaim it's place as hat capital of the country.
Sheffield's steel industry will be resurgent, making bycicle clips. Anyone found cycling at dusk without lights on will be sent to the Isle of Man and birched at dawn.

 

There's no time to farm if you spend all your time buying expensive Land Rovers.

 

Geordie' Master plain for Brexit!

The Solution.

46% voted to remain so 46% should be allowed to remain.
The EU should receive 46% of the payment we normally would pay in and the remaining 54% should be paid on WTO rates.

Its a win win for everyone.