i once went on a boat and managed to puke and shart at the same time, it was not a good day out, i was dressed......
it's not quite on par with your 1st joining thread though Moons some computer speak thingy, anyone remember? won him best intro thread on the old forum if i recall?
I'm too innocent to know what a shart is (though my iPhone wants to spell it shanty which is amusing), leave alone what to shart is,not least in past tense. That first post was computer speak wizardry at its best..
No need to start talking madness on the first day back! I'm calling it Fagan, the master of cash theft...