Was this you?

I won't post the whole story but here is an excerpt...

– “Listen mate, this is gonna sound totally insane, but I’ve just gone for a ******* in the urinal and I could’ve sworn I saw an eyeball looking up from the hole.”

– “I'm sorry?” my mate replies.

– “Not just an eyeball, but like, an eyebrow as well. And the eye was looking around.”





http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/deep-inside-the-chain-pub-*******-dungeon

 

Don't take the p*ss...



(edited before Wilma sends me to the naughty step again)

 

oooh but you miss the naughty step, don't you?

 

I didn't mind it.

It was the gimp mask and ankle cuffs I objected to.

 

Baghead is a plumber