Virgins this way

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Tuesday wildchild, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Spring has broke for I hear the sound of lawn mowers in the air and blackbirds are chasing each other to claim the best garden. .

    Rejoice I say rejoice

    I shall now need a virgin or two to offer the gods of spring and camping.
    Would you please identify yourselves below by replying.

    Thankyou
     
  2. No takers TW ?
    Says a lot about the TLB fraternity :)
     
  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Administrator

    i saw a 40 year old virgin on the tele once - not seen many virgins around here though :hattip:
     
  4. Funny you say that, I was just thinking the other day, what a really good and meaningful ceremony would have to be like to show appreciation to what i consider "gods" - the Sun and Earth. The spring equinox is a kind of birthday to the earth. The earth doesn't know the meaning of money or prayers. The only thing the earth can really appreciate is us dying, since we are the only bacteria harming it. so one who feels very close to god, should volunteer to be sacrificed.

    The rest of us can just try recycling, it's more gratifying than yawning in the church, but to each his own.
     
    Tiny-Pie and paradox like this.
  5. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    If it was the Gods offering free beer to celebrate, then most of the forum would be queueing :beer:
     
  6. How do you clear snow with a lawnmower?
     
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  8. Well I'll be....
     
  9. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Well I tried and if the spring and camping gods for sake you don't come running to me.

    Snow thats just about all gone here.
     
  10. Erm, we've never slept in THIS van, does that count?
     
  11. Tuesday wildchild

    Tuesday wildchild I'm a circle!

    Not what I had in mind tbh
     

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