Very Disillusioned at Present

that was a joke by the way. The tell tale signs are

a) my username

b) my smiley.

c) if I post without a smiley i'm being a)serious or b) I think you are a plum (apparently this is the accepted forum word for a female goldfish) Otherwise known as a 'Jamie Oliver'

 

so now we see the real you

 

:censored: :moon:

 

My grandad always told me that sarcasm was the lowest form of wit. As I am a dwarf I though that would suit me down to the ground.

My boyfriend told me that an arsechasm was the lowest form of pooey poo poo.. He could be right there
:laugh2:






:banghead: :banghead:

 

leave me alone now, i've got work to do