FOR SALE Van for sale Doncaster area .

Discussion in 'Late Bay Classifieds' started by Poptop2, May 21, 2013.

  1. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Unfortunately the time has come for me to part company with my beloved passion wagon , she has a nice engine made in cockney England which i stole from a a poor unsuspecting soul on ebay . she has lots of hidie holes for strong vodka and come complete with toots music .

    Unfortunately no matter what engine i have put in her she will not go above 55mph and no matter how far i travel cannot do more than 3000 miles per year , so you could say she has been well cared for mechanically and driven as if owned by a old lady .

    i will consider a swap for a season ticket at Elland road , a years supply of vodka or a night with Geoffrey Boycott in his hotel room .

    This van is well known on the vw circuit , in fact they are bored to death with all the shows it goes to and have considered banning it as the owner ( me ) gets constantly yellow snowed and inflicts a good time on all who camp with me .

    Not so good bits are -

    once had a Leeds scarf on the dashboard and it has left a funny smell !

    There are bits of lady's ( and mens ) clothing poked away around the van that may be a bit rank if found .
    it has never been to old trafford and sampled the delights of success .

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    i will consider a straight swap for a Mazda bongo

    ALTERNATIVELY £2000 CASH GETS IT !

    Ring woody on 078907001 and ask for Donny dubber
     
  2. Years supply of Vodka is askin a bit much!
     
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  3. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    i know but he has to try - maybe a years supply of golden virginia then ?
     
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  4. bernjb56

    bernjb56 Administrator

    Would look better without those alloys ;)
     
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  5. no mention of the Spanish Cupboard?
     
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  6. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer

  7. Do you really mean £2000??? If so PM me ta.
     
  8. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    No mate soz, you can have the drinks cabinet for that!
     
  9. rickyrooo1

    rickyrooo1 Hanging round like a bad smell

    have you got the original wheels? ;)
     
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  10. hee hee hee but awwwwww , if I had a stash of a years worth of GB and vodka I would be well away ! :)
     
  11. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    A years supply of Geoffrey Boyctt ?
     
  12. Silver

    Silver Needs points/will pay!

    Very interested in your van mate, what sort of engine does it have? Don't want to end up with a slower bus than I have already;)
    PM me if its still for sale!
     
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  13. can i come over to view it and kick the tyres? :p
     
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  14. Woodylubber

    Woodylubber Obsessive compulsive name changer

    It's Sir Geoffrey ;)
     
  15. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Sor ry !
     
  16. ok, what's the boycott thing?

    i immediately pictured Ian botham due to the donny/epworth connection but am now completely confuzzled :confused:
     
  17. I don't even know who .......what that is ...........Row goes off to google
     
  18. and that's a noooooooooooooo but thanks very much for the offer o_O
     
  19. what does it mean?????????????
     
  20. Poptop2

    Poptop2 Moderator

    Woody keeps a picture of SIR Geoffrey under his pillow !
     
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