Two Flies

I went over 55Mph today
And killed 2 Flies

 

Murder

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I don't believe you
There's no way you went 55mph

 

speedfreak and double murderer - have the families been informed

 

Are you sure they aren't on the back of the bus!

 

Their not dead, their resting they are..............

 

That was a lucky escape. What if they'd been moose?

 

Shame on you

 

I can tell you the last thing that went through their minds....


.....their backsides.

[grabs coat and leaves....]

 

Any damage (to the van)?

 

Fly moose, sounds revolting, I think Sainsbury's have them on offer this week

 

I don't know how you sleep at night monkeyvanwestybike

 

If you did that in Summer down here it'd be closer to 2 million you'd kill ................. and that's just in the first mile or so.

No, it was Waitrose.

 

I drove 300 miles yesterday, coming home from Holland to Somerset via Dover.
Cruised at 50-55 mph, cleaning off the insect carnage on the front of our bus will have to wait a few days, as I'm knackered.
Tony

 

Is it true that there is a minimum speed that flys n stuff get squished on the front of a vehicle .. I have heard that 55 is the magic number.. If thats so, Im proper chuffed as the front of my van is covered in insect carnage

 

Its good to see that old air-cooled lump is still running, Wilf.

 

Yes all ok here Wilf
I did give you some thought as I sat in near stationary traffic ticking over for two hours in the sunshine yesterday on the Bournemouth spur road,
Just imagined what It might be like for you
I mean there's only so long you can stare at a temperature gauge without
The Mrs thinking you are purposely ignoring her
WHAT!

 

Sounds like a stationary traffic jam ... I know if I was running air cooled I wouldn't have switched it off either ... just in case it didn't start

 

Are you sure the flies weren't coming towards you at 10 mph and you were only doing 45?

 

UPDATE!..... There were 3 Flies
Just been out to give it some Polish etc