Robbing a distillery , one asks " is it whisky ?" the other replys - " yes , but not as wisky as wobbing a bank !" ;D ;D
There's this octopus at the bar proclaims to be able to play any musical instrument, Irishman hands him a guitar, he plays like Jimi Hendrix, Englishman shows him to the piano, he plays like Elton John, Scotsman hands him a set of bagpipes, after watching the octopus fumble around, He says, "can ye no play the bagpipes then", "play it"! says the octopus, "I'm going to shag it once a get it pyjamas off" !!!
when i ring wangs the local chinese i sometimes ring wongs the other takeaway around the corner ,she always says "You want wangs not wongs you wing wong number , if you want wangs wing wang number not wong number " makes me laugh anyway
