Today is Talk Like Shakespeare Day

Forsooth how I have cast my time for such a dawning of days as this that now appear before me shall I enjoy the remaining five and three quater hour.
Probably have a whisky toast old Billy shakeyspear and enjoy other other Shakespeareane delights like
Yea Olde Street of Coronations or Yea Hamlet of Emmersdale

 

Not Ye Enders of the East?

 

Thou vile standing tuck...

 

I do like Calleth Thou Ye Midwife if I’m honest but Mindeth Not Ye Buzzcocks is my all time fave if pinch cometh to shove

 

Bottom

 

Mooncalf!

 

Do you know James Cagney played Bottom?
“We will meet; and there we may rehearse most
obscenely and courageously. Take pains; be perfect: adieu you dirty rat!”

 

Roland

 

I was in the bank yesterday and a woman asked me if knew the date ,I replied yes it's Shakespears birthday so it's the 23 rd

 

... a man of infinite chest

 

Forsooth is not that place at the very edge of the world would we sail off into the abyss