.....were in the staff canteen, having their dinner. For a laugh, they decided to wind the new boy up a bit. So the guy in charge of the primates looks at the newbie and says, very matter-of-factly: " We've got an old female Silverback that's just come on heat. She'll obviously need to be serviced, but Gus is a bit off colour at the moment....is there any chance you can do it?" "Who me?" says the trainee...."I'm not qualified, or anything. What does it involve?" "Well" said the keeper, "use your imagination. It'd be just a quick in and out. Just so she knows she's been mated" "Oh...I see. So you want me to sh*g an old gorilla? Is that what you're saying?" "Yeah....we've all done it in the past...it's standard zoo procedure if the males aren't up to it. So will you do it..........................for £100?" The newbie thinks for a bit and then says: "OK!....I'll do it but I've got three conditions: 1)....no kissing, 2).....under no circumstances does my girlfriend get to hear about it...and 3) it might take me a week or two to get the money together........
