This is a poser for Merlin Cat.....

That's not real...

 

S&M

 

BDSM

 

DVLA

 

laughing me head off rolling on the floor

 

SNAFU

 

RAC

 

ESSO

 

Initials are not bound by the laws of grammar. Most are constructed to roll off the tongue or even form a word (acronym). For this purpose, articles, prepositions etc and even syllables can have their letters used or not as the case may be to give the desired effect.

 

Get out!

 

PTF
ARCO
MDF
and my favorite ...
BF`A ..
(big flippin `ammer ...)

Not forgetting ..
BSA
NSU
DOT
KTM
JAWA
SOLEX
BMW
MV
etc
etc

 

Short for Milford Haven?

 

KMA

 

My favourite is DILLIGAF





Do I look like I give away fishfingers?
(said in exasperation when I worked on the checkout in the local Co-op and some joker would ask for free Findus products)

 

That sounds quite poetic. "She blushed as the butler caught her soaping her Dillygaf..."

 

FUBAR

 

Am I the only person reading this that concludes hardly anyone has actually read and understood the original posters point.

Lines, after school, all of you (and I don't mean coke)

 

GILF