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Yeah! F*ck off Jimmy....

 

There is nothing on this earth worse than golfing and caravaning

 

I dont know what you whippersnappers are going on about... I'm positively ancient in comparison to you all you fools!

Back in my day... yadda,yadda,yadda.... war... yadda,yadda.. blimps.... yadda,yadda,yadda... blowfish poisoning ... blah,blah,blah.. marzipan

 

I remember when recycling was fish and chips in newspaper and lemonade bottles had a penny deposit on them​

 

Do you mean physically or mentally?

 

Thats the real question here...

 

And one, I think, we dare not ask...

 

And why not ?
The Beatles wrote a song about my age

 

physical's probably more apt as i'm 35 but still act like i'm about 19.

 

I think a devisive age related poll would sort this out and upset just about everyone when they look at the age groupings (cos yer never in the right one are you really!.

 

I think someone did that on the last version of TLB or possibly the version before that. Some people told terrible fibs as I recall.
My age is on my profile & I'm proud to have reached the age I am

 

Its a miracle ive reached 38 what with all the two wheeled shenanigans, the international playboy lifestyle and hardcore partying that goes on on my private yacht, nightly, with twins, and baby oil, and twister.............................

 

& then you woke up

 

Ditto

 

Well obviously TD, no one in thier right mind would play twister with baby oil!
Jam is far more fun.