They tell me childbirth is painful but

More painful than standing on a piece of Lego at 6 o’clock in the morning in the dark

 

Thought you would have learned by now, all the bin lids you've had

 

Or being hit on the head with a bungee rope hook while tying your fishing rods to your roof rack

 

Better than being hit over the head with a.......... sorry best not go there



A wet fish

 

A mains plug is worse.

 

My son thought it was funny to put drawing pins in my boy blues, little bar steward

 

Can't believe you didn't find the funny side Bazza

 

He was about 8 at the time he was in hysterics

 

Did he work behind a bar at the time

 

Must have my Yorkshire brain on I didn’t get that one

 

What did you call him when it happened and was it he was a little person who worked behind a bar

 

Oh I get it now

 

When a woman goes through child birth. Only then can she understand the pain a man goes through when he loses a big Fish.

 

I’m with you on this one, especially a hook pull at the net

 

If that’s not a euphemism it should be

 

Try Gall Stones, or rather don’t!
The most exquisite pain imaginable, in the end the hospital gave me morphine for one attack
Face down on the floor in a ball, trying to chew your way through the floor.
A friend of mine said it wasn’t dissimilar to her labour, only it happened more often


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Nothings worse than Gout….

 

With you there, Alex