The Plane Crash

i always take valium when i fly ... so id pretty much be out of it by now .... night night

 

tequila anyone

 

big flo

 

great jim bob crashed 3 times

 

rear exit tough titty dave

 

interactive TV is much better than normal tv

 

I always sit by the emergency exit but thats only because you get extra legroom.

 

TBH i'll be the 1st to see the pilots going toward the back so i'll know when its going down, and in my final moments i shall calm down the hysterical very fit stewardess, and then take a good slug of Jack Daniels, And then order a pizza on the mobile that i wont be there to receive or pay for he he, (I'm such a card) :

 

And panic when a plane load of people come charging straight at you

 

I'm gutted, I got a ticket but my van broke down on the way to the airport so checkin was closed when I got there.

Hope you all have a happy and safe flight.

 

we should do this with a late bay .... remote control into a wall ...

 

Barney BARNET ;D

 

Can someone wake me when the lovely little trays of lovely little food come round please?