The Lucky Fish . I was sitting on the bank with my rod in my hand ,my reel ,my line , my float , my lead , my hook , mywiggly worm. I cast my worm into the lake and i sat and waited, mr lucky fish came along and he saw my wiggly worm and thought mmmmm dinner so he turned and took the bait , and i struck the hook home , owch thought the lucky fish , he dived he turned he swam n he fawt , o god he fawt im a gonner here as the net came under him, i picked him out of the water , laid him on the bank where he thought ill pretend im dead , so i picked him up n he gave a desperate flip of his tail and he thought oh no im a gonner now, but i took his picture , as he gasped for what he thought was one of his last breaths , i gently lowered him into the water and off he swam , what a lucky fish i am he thought, i had dinner i had exercise i had a fight i had my picture taken and i got away to live another day, what a lucky fish i am The Unlucky Fish . I was out in my boat with my rod in my hand , my reel, my line , my weight ,my hook , my wiggly worm . I cast my worm into the sea and sat and waited , mr unlucky fish came along and saw my wiggly worm and thought mmmmm dinner so he turned and took the bait , and i struck the hook home , owch thought the unlucky fish he dived he turned he swam n he fawt, o god im a gonner here as the net came under him, i picked him out of the water , laid him on the bottomof the boat n he thought oh no im a gonner now but i took his picture phew he thought maybe im a lucky fish .................................... Wrong i bonked him over the head so as not to prelong his agony and gutted and filleted him took him home battered n fried him , covered him in salt n vinegar and ate him with peas n chips . So................................ Help conserve fish stocks next time you have chips think about poor old mr unlucky fish . Are you Mr lucky or Mr unlucky, any fishy stories sorry im feeling a bit off today
