A bird in the hand will get you into a nightclub The devil makes work why do today what you can put off til tomorrow a friend in need can do it himself a little knowledge is alright a penny saved is - whats a penny ?. a rolling stone - thats that old rocker with the lips . don't keep a dog - you might have to walk it . he who laugh's last does'nt get the joke . Honesty is the best -- way to get in trouble It aint over til the fat lady eats her big mac . its better to recieve than give . its the early bird that gets on your nerves .
My son texted me that he had "smashed a taff" I called him straight away (at 2.15am) and told him fighting is nothing to brag about and I was not impressed. At this point he called me an old fart followed by "you really are getting old Dad" then explained that he had had sex with a welsh girl.....I said " I'll get my coat now" lol
