Taps....what are my options...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Moons, Jan 29, 2019.

  1. Moons

    Moons Supporter

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    B&Q Tamworth public bogs....Twist, lift, push or wave your hands in front of to get water?
     
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  2. Get the ones with the big levers, none of us are getting any younger you know ;)
     
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  3. Noooo don’t touch , if you do wash your hands after you touch the exit door handle init :eek:
     
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  4. Dub and Dubber

    Dub and Dubber Supporter

    Twist: No. Keep facing forward.
    Lift: No. They're bolted in.
    Push: Ditto
    Wave hands: No. Danger of being sectioned.
    I'm guessing push to side and lift
     
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  5. MorkC68

    MorkC68 Administrator

    What about Whitworth? :D
     
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  6. Lift and separate? Playtex make them.
     
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  7. theBusmonkey

    theBusmonkey Sponsor

    I'm guessing the word 'Push' etched on the top is a clue?
     
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  8. Sgss it’s press :D
     
  9. Ha! BSP pipe fittings are a Whitworth thread, which became an ISO standard. All those Continentals all have British tap fittings. Take that, Johnny Continental, with your mopeds and hairy armpits!
     
  10. If it's Tamworth its probably never been used........
     
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  11. You can get taps where you twist and shout. Any good?
     
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  12. P
    whats your whitworth ?
     
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  13. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    Is that after you've done your "Shake it a Baby?"

    Already got my coat :D
     
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  14. The three-in-one wall basins with integral water, soap and dryer, but no instructions.

    They burn your hands because they are still dry, then wet your burnt hands but no soap, dry them again, then give you a dollop of soap as a farewell present.
     
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  15. The handryer predicament, do you:

    a) Dry your hands thoroughly, pressing the dryer button several times regardless of the queue behind you.
    b) Leave with still-wet hands once the dryer stops, because of your daft British manners, convincing yourself that drying your hands on your jeans is better anyway.
    c) Use toilet paper instead, but end up washing your hands again because you touched a toilet paper dispenser and door.
    d) Keep washing your hands until there is no-one using the dryer because you don't want to pressure anyone into doing a), b) or c) ?
     
  16. Depends what your swapping.................
     
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  17. Use roller towel n catch ...........
     
  18. She’s willing fa a shilling :oops:
     
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  19. e) don't use the dryer and dry on jeans/shorts bum cheeks :thumbsup:
    ... less effective if you walk out only wearing a bikini:rolleyes:. last week made me realise just how i must always dry my hands on my jeans :D
     
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  20. Louey

    Louey Moderator

    Stand there waiting for someone else to open the door to the toilets otherwise you have to grab the handle...
     
    Last edited: Jan 29, 2019

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