Talking Pant's i only do it to generate interest , it isn't always funny and it isn't always clever but i do it ! i am probably the biggest talker of pants on the forum i can talk pants for England , not pant's as in smelly skidders or lacy frilly types of pants but complete and utter pants , i like the lacy frilly type of pants best of all , i have great need of the smelly skidder type pants in every day life but i hold no affection for them , they are just pants , now the lacy frilly type they are proper pants , i don't wear them ( usually ) but they are my preferred pants , they usually come accompanied with a pleasant warm person but again in reality they are just pants or knickers as we call them , but this forum doesn't seem to take it well if you talk Knickers , so i prefer to talk pants . If i offend when i talk pants then i am truly sorry , if i offend when i talk knickers then i should be told i am talking pants again , sorry , am i talking pants again ? i'm off now to talk pants with Dubious in the pub -i like him he talks pants too
You have talking pants ?! What about the Boxer who was too shorts to Slip on his Trunks ? Couldn't think of anything for y fronts !
Its probably a trouser snake talking in your pants that does it! Fear not I talk total b*****x all the time not even on forums!
It is on , i have a part time income topper going on , dirtypantsisme - surprisingly popular with a certain type of person
I know a kid who got caught stealing pants off his neighbours washing line.....felt a little guilty as I talked him into it..
URGGHHH GROSS ! - ^ Chinese proverb say - man who go to bed with itchy bum -- wake up with smelly finger
Funny you should mention dirty pants, we viewed a house the other week and there was a pair of dirty knickers on the grass in the back garden ! Classy I thought! They had left the loo cover up, and not flushed and fag ends all over the house - nice ! Anyway we wont be buying that house I can tell you!
