Still got it!

Yesterday I made my Mum cry..... well, she was getting on my ####!

 

You bad boy!

 

You will regret that in later life

 

Hellbound ....

 

Don’t think you’re getting any supper tonight...

 

You don't know my mum! It's not the first time.... Probably won't be the last, although she is 81

 

I'm already damned!

 

Just say sorry and give her a hug , you wouldn’t be here if it wasn’t fa her . We all turn into teenagers again if we make eighty its the hormones !!

 

Which hormones trigger the need to read the Daily Mail and court a world view that all that entails?

Also, triggers a pathological obsession with recycling and the ability to only buy things from QVC?

 

Was this your rendition of Good Ship Lollypop as it does have that affect, true.

 

Have you been drinking ?

 

Buy her sometime nice for Christmas to make up.
Maybe it’s because I’m currently listening to Neil Young Only Love Can Break Your Heart.

 

Your see if the world don’t end b4

 

I wish I still had a Mum.

 

Mum's know you better than you know yourself.
If she had a go it was possibly warranted.
Listen and make a judgement.
She may be right.

 

Never ever make your Mum cry.
Sorry

 

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How? You have a little hissy bitch fit? You can’t make your mum cry, that’s terrible. She’s probably picked you up more than once, after you fell out of her.
Hope you feel really guilty.

 

I wish I still had my mum

 

@SweeneyTodd go and give mum a hug and say sorry or I'll get Don to give you a dam good thrashing