So are you

I've grown a semi this week, av to trim it down soon though

 

not sure I fancy an oily beard if I do want one ill just get under the van for a bit

 

Try taking two of the blue pills,the results should give you the full proudness.

 

This is what you have to aim for, boys. Patrick Grant style pubic topiary.
'Have that boy washed and sent to my van....'

 

Its not you then.

 

Hang on, let me just check.

 

Nope

 

Are you sure for one seemed to take a longtime deciding.

 

It is Saturday you know!

 

Lulu likes to bite mine

 

Is this an anagram might one ask or some ghastly french assignation

 

ive had a wash ,any good

 

She also done this.

 

Bondage etc at your age can leave painful reminders

 

Mrs K was like this but quite likes a bit of bush now

 

Lulu is a flea??

 

well I've never met you so I'm just not going to answer that, lest a beautiful friendship gets torched at birth...

 

assume you dont feed her with that hand trained to kill

 

Bigger much bigger