Slow connection

I slipped on some Lurpak while doing the Tango and ended up in plaster of Paris

 

Forget slow connection forget @Soggz being in the Nick I have a question, what the hell is a turbin

 

Setting aside whether or not you were engaged in a bit of light racist 'banter' and whether or not we are all so woke it causes you physical pain, just stop and read this again:



Daring a female mod to come and see you in person to see what happens is a bold choice.

 

Certainly is, if she doesn't give you a good duffing up herself have you seen the size of her dog!

 

Is that a euphemism Phil?

 

Isn't it one of those things that stand in a field with those big blade things on to generate electrickery, you know, a wind turbin?

 

Like she said. We would have sat down and had a nice cup of tea, and a chat. I have a fine selection of teas in the van, my favourite being a fine Earl Grey. You’re quite welcome to come too, if you find the time. See what I mean about people misunderstanding?

 

You’ve never met her…

 

You know.. it wasn’t a threat, it was an invitation, you just gotta read it the other way you think it was… English is a strange language, when one thing can mean something completely different to another…