six pints and a kebab

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by snotty, Dec 21, 2013.

  1. Is this the true secret of happiness?

    Discuss. Use one side of the paper only. Protractors may be used.
     
  2. I can only apologise for hogging all your threads, I tried to refrain from posting on this one but the blatant allowance of protractors left me no option other than to dive in.
    I had a superb kebab on Wednesday night, blahblahblah, but no pints as I was at work. The initial feeling from the kebab was happiness, but this was tinged slightly by the mess I made, as I was trying to eat it while driving.
    So I must ask myself, if I'd had the six pints would this have changed things for me? Waffle waffle waffle. Would I have cared not a fig for the mess had I been inebriated! Thus confirming what you posed? Meanwhile, hereforthwith, let me answer what I think it is I'm trying to avoid........etc

    Sorry.
     
  3. Terrordales

    Terrordales Nightshift

    Go to bed the pair of you. :theforce:
     
  4. Can't sleep. Having a cup of tea...
     
  5. Just a quick point regarding the mess caused by eating the kebab. Drinking six pints while driving would have made the mess a whole lot worse, also the six pints stored on the dash would restrict your vision and possibly leave you in a position where you might have to swerve to avoid other road users and spill the whole six pints
     
  6. Yes. Next question please.
     
  7. with added happiness of next day you can keep smelling your fingers as they tinged with kebabiness of the night before.:thumbsup:
     

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