Silly Sayings

I've just laughed at "i'm on it like a car bonnet"
and, "I was all over it like a fat lass on chips"
can you list some more to make me chortle?

 

I love you

 

Flat as a witches tit

Lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut

Your beer is like making love in a punt - """"ing close to water

 

thanks, but tell me a silly saying.

 

More Rabbit than Sainsbury's.

 

You're having a Giraffe.
Does the Pope Sh1t in the woods?
Is the Bear a Catholic?

 

Local saying thats good for a laugh - been on ebay lately Glynn

 

In there like swimwear is a current favourite

 

Trust me, this Bay is rust free

 

Like a rat up a drainpipe.

 

he's tighter than a ducks ar5e

 

As much use as a chocolate teapot (or fire guard)

 

pull my finger ......

 

You don't sweat much for a fat chick.

 

she sweat so much i could have made a pan of chips

 

All you need is a wooly sock

 

As wet as an otters pocket

 

As dry as a nun's nasty.
That's a different kettle of fish.
As dry as a dead dingoes donger.

 

All over the place like a bad fitting suit