Signal for sale, 1 previous owner ;)

I have a signal for sale. One previous owner. Reason for sale. I have lost it a few times over the last 24 hours.

Features are as follows

Resistant to water
Can be dependable when you need it
other signals available however not as reliable as this one

If you are interested please give me a call however I'm not available at the moment because of no signal

 

No difference here - my house has always been a signal black hole.

 

Well I never. It's just come back. Almost 12 o'clock

 

hey - i just met you - and this is crazy
but i'm on o2 - so fax me maybe?

 

O2 went tits up yesterday for about half the uk.

 

Do you want to buy my semaphor flags? They have never broken down!

 

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I have now reverted to Morse code

 

smoke signals?

 

i was in the good non signal loosing half

 

we could set up a chain of fire pits around the country to warn of loss of phone signal or if the spanish try to invaid again