Post booze up chat : She said I was akin to a thunderclap across the Universe !! I sais she was equivalent to a fart in a snuff box ..!! Living in the V Dub right now, in the drive way, no small talk required
Don't bother, get down the boozer have a skinful and you won't notice the cold when you get back. In the morning you will feel to hungover to argue and just agree with everything she says just to shut her up. She'll think you're being sensitive to her needs and all will be well again.