trick for me.. is to write the list.. shove it in my tobacco tin.. and keep adding to it.. cos no matter where I am .. I never forget me fags!! LOL
My mind's working fine still but as I've entered my 40th year I find that I can't get to my feet from a sitting position without making some kind of pained exclamation. I think this might be a cultural thing though. As David Baddiel once said, the periodic table is just a list of noises that Jewish men make when getting out of an armchair. I'll know that I'm properly past it when I can no longer go from cross-legged on the floor to standing without using my hands. As it stands I can now only do it on warm days...
How about when, after about the 3rd trailer, you can't remember what DVD you've put in. Bill Cosby says to just grab yer ass to remember what you got up for. He says since you always remember it the second your ass touches your chair again, grabbing yer ass triggers the memory by making it think you've sat down again. I know it's a joke, but I swear to God it usually works.
Bu gger , i was waiting for old timers to set in to give me an excuse for being dim and forgetful , now you lot reckon its normal , i'm going over to eb its defo old timers over there
...so my usual is....... leave the office and the good Mrs A rings and says 'get some dog food on the way home'....12mins later I'm home and she looks and says.......dog food???????
