At last years camper jam i got slightly tiddled and slept somewhere strange , he worst of it was my Mrs told a certain Mr Dubious , word soon got round after that :-[ i told him i would have revenge in - in the nicest possible way Last week he listed a westfalia awning on ebay ^-^ Remember his famous 6 am sausage row ( " you bought f ing microwave sausages !" ) and how his westy awning leaked like a sieve at Borth a few weeks ago i asked the ebay seller a question - Me Dear dmnck, Hi , i am interested in your Punch and Judy tent , i am a travelling puppeteer and would very much like to know a little about the item . The front of the tent does look very seaside , however i fear it may well leak in stormy or wet conditions , have you had this tent water proofed recently and has it ever leaked . My intention would be to buy a vw camper amd travel the country doing puppet shows , do i have to buy a left hand drive ?. i don't know how much you know of the Punch and judy Tradition but it is a historic British cultural record of war and famine , upmost in the story is the reference to sausages because of the unreliable nature of their ingredients during the Victorian period , as sausages were the main staple diet , hence arguments and squabbles happened and the constable was often called upon to settle these sausage disputes. Obviously this is my passion , lol , incidentally do you know anyone with a lh drive vw for sale ?. Rgds Bob DUBious Dear times Ps you can fit to either a lhd or rhd, it does need sealing but its spray seal called fabrisil at £20 per gallon, very easy job (i have to do mine too) these are the ultimate vw tents, made by westfalia germany they are the best and better than new tents (i have a new kyham so i know both) you are welcome to come take a look Me Dear dmnck, Hi Mr Dimnock, Thanks for your fast response I would love to come and see it erected however I live out in the sticks near Bewdley not to far from you but I only have a push bike as my previous mode of transport was stolen . The push bike does however have a parcel rack. I could possibley cycle over if you provide your address on Thursday. Could I carry it on my parcel shelf? and do you have a price in mind? or any odd jobs I could do as part payment. I recently qualified as a block paver and have my own block cutter. It would be difficult to bring this over to Dudley on my bike.I dont know if my offer would be of any good to you but you do have to try. Look forward to receiving your response. Regards Bob of Bewdley Dub Dear time, I reckon if i meet u we will b mates 4 life, however i aint a charity.... Maybe we can work a deal out .. Me Dear dmck, Hi Mr Dimnock its Bob of Bewdley again , i do like to barter a little , sorry , is the awning heavy ? , i was thinking of coming over on the bus , it will be a great prop for my puppet show and i will soon have another vw camper . You say you are going to camperjam , i go there each year its a great show , i suppose we could meet but i would have to get it back and as i said i cycle everywhere these days , do you have a price in mind and would it go on my cycle rack if needs be ?. I am not quite as nutty as this all sounds , simply sorting my life out and hoping to move on - yolo right ?. Rds Bob of Bewdley DUB Dear times Bob i love your response, top bloke for trying let me consider your offer fella ;-) dub - Dear timesa, Bob I doubt you'd carry it on a bike fella, bit heavy and awkward as canvas is one bag, poles another. I could help with delivery though as you are local. As for price I put the starting price at the very minimum I'd accept, one went on eBay 2 weeks ago for £338, so starting price is very fair. It does need a little work and the fabrisil seal to 100% waterproof it, but these will go up in value as no longer made and they are the best ever made. If you have not yet found a campervan, take a look on either of the following sites - www.thelatebay.com or www.earlybay.com my username is DUBious or Dubious-TLB it's a great site for bus related stuff and also there are people that sell buses (I used to import them myself and mine and a few others are imported buses) Give me a call if you want to talk buses or awnings, not so sure about the punch and judy lol as I know little about it, but your story was very interesting. Camper jam is awesome and we also go to Vanfest in Malvern i couldn't type for laughing so i let him off at that point Me Dear dmnock, Darren i love you or should i say Mr Dim Nock , its me Malc , don't stick yer hand up me arse when we meet at cj will you , soz mucka i couldn't keep the joke up . Beers on me . ;D ;D ;D ;D in fairness to Daz , we have swapped texts and he has taken it well .
The replies to the questions are what make this so funny. Very restrained DUBious I reckon if i meet u we will b mates 4 life, however i aint a charity.... Maybe we can work a deal out
theres a bloke of the same name selling brackets to stick your table in someone should tell dubious about it
You missed the part where I gave you both my home and cell number and invited you round for a cuppa and a viewing (or was that someone else ?) I know I gave you my numbers The table brackets are mine too Mr JIve ;-)
i won't get into trouble if i say i was in on it now will i? malc keept messaging me saying what he was upto and naturally i was astonished and discusted he could be so mischevious to my mate.
