Regional sayings and the like.

For Leicester peeps
Gan yam; going home.
Yorkshire
Spice; sweets
Smittled; to have caught an ailment
Reet propper dowley; feeling ill.
Dossleheed; someone as daft as a knob on a haystack
Waart ars ed wazzack; a pillock

 

'seen doe fam! I was gonna raar on dat yoot doe still! standard procedures, ya get me?! feds was in the ends tho innit so I thought 'llow it"

which loosely translaates as:
'yes my good man , I could have given that young fellow a sound thrashing, obviously....you must understand! But there was a policeman in the vicinity so I decided against this particular course of action'

i'm fluent in ghetto me.......living near Bristol hahaha

 

All of these !

 

A bit souther in Yorkshire we've got mardy, spice, nesh, snap and butty. But a snicket is a ginnel (with a soft g).

I'd also forgotten 'watcha' as a greeting dahn saff ... don't hear it up here.

 

"Thar tek a norp ont eed?"
It took me ages to work out what my mate from Cleckuddersfax was going on abaht.
Any guesses?

 

Was gonna 'av a go at this one for ya bruvvah, but it woz too much agg, and I cahnt be bovved......innit!

 

S'alrite geeze, no worreez. Gahn up tahn now for a butchers at the mingers up west, laters.

 

Blindah! If you bump into Lauren Pope arahnd the gaff, tell 'er she left 'er 'arveys under my bed yeah? Safe bruv!

 

DHL= Dead Hard Life. TSB =Tough Sh!t Baby. MFI=Mother F####r Innit!

 

Don't forget that good old Leicester greeting 'Ay up me Duck'

 

AND SAVALOY!

 

Ad tha specken summat daft or ad been lairkin abaht. This was tha luv's response t thee actions kenning laik a dossleheed, an that thee were under the influence of a recent head injury?
Luv; west/south yorkshire for mate, male/female. Always a little unnerving to go into a steelyard and be approached by a 18 stone brick netty and be addressed "Luv".