Dreams? DREAMS? You were lucky enough to get sleep were you could dream? We lived with the bogeyman who stole your dreams just for fin!
Get one of the massive shiny brown ones that look like a cheggie, off the market, they tend to be ok & at £2 a chuck, whats not to like?
Preston is the renowned mecca for the humble cheggie. Why is your mate an ex-mate? was it something he said?
How quaint it is listening to the lower classes reminiscing about the old days & their strange rustic ways.