In honour of Nixy, a good tlb comrade, missed but not forgotten (btw she's not dead just not on tlb anymore) "For when you have something to say and nowhere appropriate to say it - that covers about 90% of everything that falls out of my gob really ..." Nixy
i drove 30 miles to collect a electric piano that i won on ebay this morning only for the bloke to tell me it does'n work properly --- what a git , why could'nt he say that in his listing -- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I am childish and find this amusing I picked over 100 tomatoes today, mainly green ones, as they are all getting eaten and this one made my day.
At work I found a six foot squirell in the woods!! Turned out to be wooden but it put the fear of god up me n yanos!! :-[ :-[
Julie's been reading : "The oldest living thing in europe is a yew tree in Perthshire, 5,000 yrs old, it's as old as Stonehenge" This public information service has been brought to you by The Willymas
I once boarded a hercules bound for cyprus with a bergan of dirty washing instead of the bergan with all my nicely packed kit. That will teach me for going on a two day bender before hand
I'm an accountant running my own practice. 26 years ago I got my O'level results. I got an Unclassified in Maths. That's worse than an E grade. At 19 I started working for a big accountancy firm. They only took me on because the boss too scored an unclassified in his maths O'level. I remember him telling me 'if I can qualify as an accountant despite being cr*p as maths at school then so can you'. He was right.
My mate just told me a of a enviro friendly way to control crabs , pour sugar on the effected area -- it does'nt kill em , it rots their teeth so the little baastuds can't bite !.
