Pray for the Duke & Dutchess of Netflix

I’ve just seen a few trailers and reports about the deeply private sussexes and their awful lives.

Spare a thought for them today and all the other victims who have to endure living in massive California mansions and having millions of pounds and staff and private jets and never having to do a days work in their lives.

pray for them please. Especially Meghan as she recovers at home from someone suggesting to her that she might wear the same outfit twice.

 

How accurate is it?

 

Just a couple of bottom burps

 

I keep praying that they disappear from our media/screens never to be heard of ever again. I am not sure they have anything to offer apart from whinging and commenting on the royal family fortunately the latter becomes less interesting as the gap since being part of that widens.

 

Who...?

 

This is a perfect example of the bullying they take about that forced them out of this country. As deeply deeply private people this sort of behaviour is what leads them to make agonising decisions like signing up for multi million dollar Netflix deals.

#saveMeghan

 

Yes but it’s different for the D&D of Woke. People need to understand that you can’t just go around pointing out their blatant hypocrisy like you could with other normal people. As this obviously amounts to racism. A typical example is Harry having to apologise for calling another soldier of colour a P@@@, whilst only yesterday receiving an award for his services to anti racism, without a hint of irony. You just can’t go around pointing this stuff out and if you do you need to realise you are part of the problem.

#saveMeghan.

 

Have a read of the comments under their YouTube videos. Pure comedy gold

 

Only 14 articles about H&M in the UK section of the Daily Heil today, I didn't bother to even try and count in the 'Royal' section.

 

The Guardian was quite clear that none of this would've happened if Megan and Harry had eaten more organic produce.

 

Thing is they preferred to throw the eggy flans at each other instead of suffering eating them

 

Hey! I've just bought a rather lovely Camembert and Jojoba quiche from Waitrose.

 

If you want to live a private life then you can simply avoid courting interest. It is possible as a celebrity to fade from public consciousness if you want

 

Don't forget to wash it down with there Dunkertons Black Fox cider .

 

But why should they? They’ve been hounded out of the country due to outright bullying and racism. To maintain any level of a normal private life they’ve been forced to go on Oprah and host a podcast. I really feel for them. All they want to do is be left alone to fly around the world on private jets and lecture us all on climate change. Is that too much to ask.

 

I really felt for Oprah. Meghan's nose grew so long at one point, it actually knocked Oprah out of her chair