Poor NHS service (warning pics of a graphic nature)

A nice nurse said they would have to shave my chest so in came a camp bloke and did this to me, talk about a poor job he missed loads.

 

You should be thankful he didn't wax your chest

 

Was that for an ECG?

 

Was you upside down when he done it, or just for the picture? )

 

he was obviously trying to make a face : the sticky things never stick anyway, hope they didnt find anything ???

 

I thought at first he had put a bucket over it lol

 

yes wheres your silly hat and curlers , its not hairy chest month yet anyway ???

 

Are you mad. This is why I left the NHS. We nurses simply run out of time to do it properly. When I work on cardiac placement I'd have given you a full shave and pop a quiche in the oven. Your lucky he used a half sharp razor. Cash strapped NHS now use gaffer tape!!

 

Mind you dont get aliens landing in those crop circles

 

You ve got me worried now!!!
I am off down to cardiogly in the morning for scans and tests n stuff they ain't doing the front it's my back that needs waxing

 

I had a similar experience when I had a vasectomy, I had offered to do it myself before I came in, but they said its best to let them do it, probably in case you cut yourself and they have to cancel the operation due to infection risk ???

 

looks like a ufo has landed... ;D

 

they did it ta me just before i was going on holiday, but it saved it coming out me speedos ???












me chest actually but i knew what you lot would start sayin