My mate as asked me what he can do about my his enormous private parts , he says he is worried as he intends to buy a camper and go to camperjam but it gets noticed all the time when he wears shorts etc , he has no idea what i he can do to minimise his embarassment . Do you think surgery is possible before the first weekend in july or do you think he will have to put up with the constant attention . My mate will take on board all replies ???.
i can confirm that malc is "a bit of a dick" so it must be for his mate, tell him to do as i do and tie it round his waist.
Just let it hang and be proud of what you got. It can also act as a third leg and be a tripod when you are drunk.
I think your friend needs to get help with his hallucinations, plainly they are giving him issues with perspective....
